Best 420 Quotes Of All Time

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Cannabis Reports has compiled the best 420 quotes to spice up your virtual celebrations, never mind that large gatherings will not be possible this year. Lots of funny 420 quotes and sayings are here for you!

Famous people as well as regular tokers have said many inspirational things about weed.  It comes as no surprise as sativa strains of wind are known to ignite the mind and set it ablaze, literally. Very soon, we might compile a best seller with 1001 inspirational weed quotes. Meanwhile, here are a few to light up your 420 celebrations. At the end of the read you will also get a few tips on how to have a virtual 420 celebration and enjoy it to the max.

Let’s dive in.

Hidden Stoner Quotes

Stoners love to speak figuratively. Speaking of which, the use of “420” to denote marijuana is also figurative. In the 70’s somewhere in San Rafael California, some high school students met at 4:20 pm to search for a “hidden treasure” which was a hidden stash of weed. Well, after searching long and hard, they never found the stash. However, they kept using the phrase 420 to signify a meet-up to toke. The phrase has been assimilated to everyday marijuana lingo to signify anything cannabis related; and the 20th day of April has been adopted as the global marijuana day.

Here are some figurative weed quotes to ponder:

  • I never joined high school, I joined school high
  • Red eyes, big smile
  • Q: Did you hear of the child who overdosed on marijuana?

A: Neither did I

Weed Quotes For Lovers

Did you know that lovers who use weed together enjoy greater intimacy? Well, there is research evidence to this effect. Other than spicing up the physical act of intimacy, weed deepens the sense of connection between two lovers.

Here are some lovey dovey weed quotes to share with that special person this 420:

  • A couple that blazes together stays together
  • “Weed” be cute together
  • You toke my breath away
  • You are the kind of high that I don’t want to come down from
  • Weed can turn strangers into best of friends

Wise Weed Quotes

Weed has a way of bringing out the genius in the dullest of people. Some of the most profound and revolutionary thoughts that have helped further the course of marijuana legalization have been as a result of “being under the influence of weed.” Here are a few that you might like:

  • Weed constructs a nation, alcohol brings the nation down
  • When you smoke weed, it reveals you to yourself- Bob Marley
  • Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally on our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem a bit unnatural to you? – Bill Hicks
  • The bigger killer on the planet is stress, and I still think the best medicine is and has always been cannabis- Willie Nelson

Tupac Shakur Weed Quotes

Tupac Shakur (rest in peace) is a marijuana icon who said some insightful things about herb.

  • I use weed to get rid of the pain and if I never used weed I would probably go insane

 Snoop Dog Weed Quotes

Snoop dogg is a big name in the 420 scene. In case you didn’t know, he co- owns the largest cannabis growing operation in the world- Canopy Growth. Previously, he owned Leafs by Snoop and co-hosts Martha & Snoop’s Potluck Dinner Party. He is a force to reckon with in the industry.

  • I don’t always smoke weed, but when I do it is the Sticky icky Ooooweee
  • It is actually growing from the ground straight to you, so it’s just like eating a vegetable. You know what I’m saying? Cancer and diseases that never had a cure now all of a sudden you’ve got people taking chemotherapy and they’re also having a toke and they live longer
  • If weed affects your short term memory, why do I always remember to smoke?
  • So what if I’m smoking weed on stage and doing what I gotta do? It’s not me shooting nobody. It’s a peaceful gesture and they have to respect that and appreciate that

Wiz Khalifa Weed Quotes

  • I am so high on weed I am not coming down, if you are with me you are not coming down either. Let us draw our initials on the skies and break something down. Make a joint and share it around
  • I am addicted, I am committed
  • Great minds think alone
  • Turn down the music cause the weed is loud enough already

Best Weed Quotes for FaceBook

To keep the spirit of 420, post a few 420-friendly weed quotes to inspire your friends and make them weed happy.

  • Cannabis is not a drug it is a plant, therefore I am not a drug addict. I am a farmer.
  • You can’t buy happiness, but you can smoke weed and that is close enough
  • Whoever said the best things in life are free obviously grew their own weed
  • My I am sorry, my marijuana is so loud I cannot hear your nastiness

Funniest Weed Quotes

  • Q: What do you call a stoner spilling his weed on the floor?

A: Drug abuser

Funny 420 Quotes

“I bet my soul smells like weed”

“The sun is high and so am I”

“A joint a day keeps the bad mood away”

“Free your mind one puff at a time”

“Wanna smoke? Alpaca bowl.”

“A friend with weed is a friend indeed.”

Happy 420 Quotes

“Yes I smoke weed, no I am not a bad person.”

“Look like Barbie, smoke like Marley.”

“Don't panic it's organic.”

“You can succeed and smoke weed.”

Best Weed Quotes for Friends

–       You realize that you are a pot addict when your pals bring you a Bob Marley cake

–       My friend prefers alcohol over weed, I prefer watching him clutch the toilet all night while I float in space

–       Friends that smoke together can live together in peace

Barrack Obama Weed Quotes

  • I don’t think pot is more dangerous than alcohol
  • When I was a kid I inhaled frequently, that was the point
  • Not only do I think carefully prescribed medical use of marijuana may in fact be appropriate . . . I am also on record saying that the more we treat some of these issues related to drug abuse from a public health model and not just from an incarceration model, the better off we are going to be

How To Celebrate 420 Virtually

It is unfortunate that a recent year’s 420 lied smack in the middle of the COVID-19 pandemic. This means that unlike other years, was no large gathering to mark the day in style.

Previously there have been dozens of 420 events lined up across different states for the day. We seem to be getting out of this Covid thing and back into celebrating many 420 events so we can have more funny 420 quotes.

This year, the organizers have been forced to cancel the events to comply with the rules and regulations set out to mitigate the spread of the coronavirus. Hence, cannabis enthusiasts have been forced to make last minute plans. Here are five that you can consider:

  1.   Find an online 420 celebration and plug in.
  2.   Make use of discount deals offered in different weed dispensaries to afford yourself that product or accessory that you have been eyeing.
  3.   Explore and watch the latest stoner movies
  4.   Listen to 420 music.
  5.   Enjoy spliff with your “lock-down partners” if they are of age.

However, be cautious about smokable forms of marijuana. COVID-19 symptoms may be exacerbated by smoking marijuana or worse still, tobacco.

420 quotes give a true picture of the marijuana world; they capture the thrill of using weed, the prejudice of the law, and benefits that may be achieved from the same. 420 quotes to spice up your virtual celebrations are also intended to provide inspiration and comic relief, feel free to share the joy with friends.

We hope you have enjoyed our 420 quotes and sayings. Come back for more 420 weed day quotes and 420 famous quotes!

More 420 Quotes

“The biggest killer on the planet is stress, and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis.” — Willie Nelson

“You can’t complain when you’ve got Mary Jane.” — Unknown

Bob Marley on stage with guitar

“When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” — Bob Marley

“Just keep something until everything makes sense or until you fall asleep.” — Unknown

“Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating.” — Richard Neville

“If we all had a bong, we’d all get along.” — Unknown

“Alcohol kills. Weed chills.” — Cannabis Training University

“Please don’t throw your shit at me…unless that shit resembles a bag of marijuana.” — Les Claypool

“The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity, and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world.” — Carl Sagan

“I don’t think [pot] is more dangerous than alcohol.” — Barack Obama

“A marijuana high can enhance core human mental abilities.” — Sebastian Marincolo

“I think it’s about time we legalize marijuana… We either put people who are smoking marijuana behind bars or we legalize it, but this little game we are playing in the middle is not helping us, it is not helping Mexico, and it is causing massive violence on our southern border….” — Glenn Beck

“Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck DICK for marijuana?” — Bob Saget

“Every night is the perfect night to smoke weed.” — Cannabis Training University

“Don’t worry. Don’t cry. Smoke weed and get high.” — Unknown

“Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit… unnatural?” — Bill Hicks

“Whatever I do, I do it better stoned.” — Unknown

“A friend with weed is a friend indeed, and a friend who shares is a friend who cares.” — Unknown

“?Some of my finest hours have been spent on my back veranda, smoking hemp and observing as far as my eye can see.” — Thomas Jefferson

“Couples who blaze together, stay together.” — Unknown

“Don’t kill my high because you’re low.” — Unknown

“I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still think of it as a basic staple of life, along with beer and ice and grapefruits — and millions of Americans agree with me.” — Hunter S. Thompson

“If you ever miss 4:20, just wait until 4:22. Because 4:22 is 4:20, too.” — Unknown

“Struggle is the enemy, but weed is the remedy.” — Unknown

“Don’t judge someone until you have shared a joint with them.” — Unknown

“I find it quite ironic that the most dangerous thing about getting weed is getting caught with it.” — Bill Murray

“Everything is better with a bag of weed.” — Stewie Griffin

“If somebody gives me a joint, I might smoke it, but I don’t go after it.” — John Lennon

“Struggle is the enemy, but weed is the remedy.” — Kid Cudi

“Let us burn one from end to end, and pass it over to me, my friend.” — Ben Harper

“Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.” — Bob Marley

“It’s hard to be mean when you’re stoned.” — Bill Lee

“You either love weed, or you’re wrong.” — Unknown

“It’s CANnabis, not CAN’Tabis.” — Unknown

“I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints. And then I smoke two more.” — Sublime

“Breathe in, hold it, puff out, and grin.” — Unknown

“I never joined high school, I joined school high.” — Unknown

“A puff a day keeps the debauched attitude away.” — Unknown

“Marijuana legalization’s income may help fund education, prevention and treatment programs for harder drugs. What’s clear is that the four-decade-old U.S.-backed war on drugs is not working, and that it’s producing tens of thousands of dead across the hemisphere, without significant gains in reducing consumption. Experimenting with new weapons to weaken the cartels may be better than doing nothing.” — Andres Oppenheimer

“It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics… dope and all that crap. It’s a thousand times better than whiskey — it’s an assistant — a friend.” — Louis Armstrong

“I think pot should be legal. I don’t smoke it, but I like the smell of it.” — Andy Warhol

“I’d always done a lot of sniffing glue as a kid. I was very interested in glue, and then I went to lager and speed, and I drifted into heroin because as a kid growing up everybody told me, ‘don’t smoke marijuana, it will kill you.’” — Irvine Welsh

“Smoke the marijuana and get high. Stay above the wicked and fly.” — Snoop Dogg

“The War on Drugs will go down in history as the most racist crusade since slavery.” ― Thor Benson

“Marijuana should be legalized. All drugs should be legalized. I’m tired of all the best party people being caged.” ― Thor Benson

Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the ‘will of the people’ goes out the window.” — Bill Maher

“President Obama answered questions on YouTube today. He was asked 7,500 times about legalizing marijuana. And that was just from Chad in Portland.” — Conan O’Brien

“Ron Paul is in favor of letting states legalize marijuana, prostitution, and cocaine. So even if he doesn’t win, that’s going to be one heck of an election night party.” — Jay Leno

“Sarah Palin has admitted she tried marijuana several years ago, but she did not like it. She said it distorted her perceptions, impaired her thinking, and she’s hoping that the effects will eventually wear off.” — Jay Leno

“With more and more states legalizing marijuana, companies are lining up to create the first marijuana breathalyzer. Officials say the toughest part is getting stoners to stop trying to inhale off the breathalyzer.” — Jimmy Fallon

“The White House announced that it has rejected several petitions to legalize marijuana. They say it has nothing to do with politics. It’s just that they can’t accept a petition that was written on a crumpled up Funyuns bag.” — Jimmy Fallon

“I’m for legalizing marijuana. Why pick on those drugs? Valium is legal. You just go to a doctor and get it and overdose on it – what’s the difference? Prozac, all that stuff, so why not marijuana? Who cares? It’s something that grows out of the ground – why not? Go smoke a head of cabbage. I don’t care what you smoke.” — Howard Stern

10 More 420 Quotes

  1. “When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point.” – Barack Obama
  2. “Why do they call it dope? That's a term from the last century, it should be called what it is, weed.” – Snoop Dogg
  3. “I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here.” – Willie Nelson
  4. “Marijuana is a useful catalyst for specific optical and aural aesthetic perceptions.” – Bill Hicks
  5. “Weed is not a drug, it’s a plant.” – Danny Danko
  6. “I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years.” – George Soros
  7. “I find it quite ironic that the most dangerous thing about weed is getting caught with it.” – Bill Murray
  8. “Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?” – Bill Hicks
  9. “Weed is one of the safest, therapeutically active substances known to man.” – Dr. Sanjay Gupta
  10. “Smoking dried buds from the female hemp plant (marijuana) produces a mild altered state of consciousness and a pleasant, relaxed feeling.” – Jack Herer

What is 420?

“420” is a term used in the cannabis community to refer to smoking or using marijuana. It originated in the 1970s, when a group of high school students in San Rafael, California, known as the “Waldos,” would meet up at 4:20 pm to smoke weed. The group used “420” as a code word to refer to their smoking activities, and the term eventually caught on and spread throughout the cannabis community.

Nowadays, 420 has become a sort of cultural phenomenon among cannabis users, who often use the term to refer to marijuana use or to celebrate it. April 20th (4/20) has also become an unofficial holiday for cannabis enthusiasts, who gather to smoke, share stories, and celebrate their love for the plant.

There are many quotes and sayings associated with 420 and cannabis use, like “A joint a day keeps the stress away,” or “420 – it's always time to smoke.” While these sayings can be lighthearted and fun, it's important to remember that cannabis use can have both positive and negative effects on individuals, and it's important to use the plant responsibly and in accordance with local laws and regulations.

50 More 420 Quotes

0 popular 420 quotes:

“Life is short, but ganja is forever.”
“Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.”
“Weed is not a drug, it's a plant. Therefore, I'm not a drug dealer, I'm a florist.”
“Hemp is the herb of healing.”
“Wake and bake, it's 420 somewhere.”
“Legalize it, don't criticize it.”
“I have a medical condition called ‘I need weed.'”
“In a world where you can be anything, be kind, smoke weed.”
“The only way to stop a bad trip is to never start one.”
“Good things come to those who smoke weed.”
“The weed you smoke says a lot about the person you are.”
“It's not a drug, it's a way of life.”
“I smoke weed because I don't like to feel like shit.”
“Just because I'm high doesn't mean you're not an asshole.”
“Weed is a plant. God put it here. What gives the government the right to say God is wrong?”
“Weed is not a crutch, it's a parachute.”
“If you can't handle me at my highest, you don't deserve me at my lowest.”
“You know you're a stoner when you get excited about the little things, like a lighter.”
“The best things in life are green.”
“Why do I smoke weed? Why do you breathe air?”
“The biggest killer on the planet is stress, and the best medicine is cannabis.”
“The only thing better than a good joint is a good friend to smoke it with.”
“I have a feeling my 420 is going to be very productive this year.”
“Stressed, blessed, and cannabis obsessed.”
“Weed is the answer to all questions.”
“The only addiction I have is to good vibes and good weed.”
“Marijuana is my therapist.”
“Weed is like duct tape, it fixes everything.”
“Weed: because sometimes alcohol just doesn't cut it.”
“Don't judge someone because they smoke weed, judge them by how they treat others.”
“Weed is not a gateway drug, it's an exit drug.”
“Let's be blunt, weed is the best thing ever.”
“A true friend is someone who shares their weed.”
“Weed is the perfect medicine for a world full of madness.”
“When in doubt, smoke it out.”
“I don't always smoke weed, but when I do, I prefer to do it at 420.”
“Weed makes everything better, including Mondays.”
“If you can't find the sunshine, be the sunshine. If you can't find weed, call me.”
“I'm not addicted to weed, I'm addicted to being high.”
“Weed is a plant, not a drug. So why is it illegal?”
“The only thing getting lit this weekend is my joint.”
“I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving my energy for 420.”
“Weed is like a good friend, always there when you need it.”
“Why wait for 420 to smoke weed? Every day is a good day to get high.”
“The only thing better than a good day is a good day with weed.”
“Happiness is a warm bong”

“I'm not addicted to weed, I'm committed to it.”

“Weed is a plant that grows naturally, why should it be illegal?”
“Some people smoke to escape reality, some people smoke to enhance it.”
“Life is short, smoke a joint and relax.”

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