Cannabis Reports has compiled the best 420 quotes to spice up your virtual celebrations, never mind that large gatherings will not be possible this year. Lots of funny 420 quotes and sayings are here for you!
Famous people as well as regular tokers have said many inspirational things about weed. It comes as no surprise as sativa strains of wind are known to ignite the mind and set it ablaze, literally. Very soon, we might compile a best seller with 1001 inspirational weed quotes. Meanwhile, here are a few to light up your 420 celebrations. At the end of the read you will also get a few tips on how to have a virtual 420 celebration and enjoy it to the max.
Let’s dive in.
Hidden Stoner Quotes
Stoners love to speak figuratively. Speaking of which, the use of “420” to denote marijuana is also figurative. In the 70’s somewhere in San Rafael California, some high school students met at 4:20 pm to search for a “hidden treasure” which was a hidden stash of weed. Well, after searching long and hard, they never found the stash. However, they kept using the phrase 420 to signify a meet-up to toke. The phrase has been assimilated to everyday marijuana lingo to signify anything cannabis related; and the 20th day of April has been adopted as the global marijuana day.
Here are some figurative weed quotes to ponder:
- I never joined high school, I joined school high
- Red eyes, big smile
- Q: Did you hear of the child who overdosed on marijuana?
A: Neither did I
- If I die today, burn cannabis so you can see my soul fly away
- I’m too busy working on my grass to notice if yours is greener
- Out into the forest I go to lose my mind and find my soul
- I am not backing down on medical marijuana; I am doubling down – Sanjay Gupta
- Marijuana is an “exit” drug, not an entry drug
- But first, Mary Jane
- Sativa to change the things I can: Indica to accept the things I can’t change
Weed Quotes For Lovers
Did you know that lovers who use weed together enjoy greater intimacy? Well, there is research evidence to this effect. Other than spicing up the physical act of intimacy, weed deepens the sense of connection between two lovers.
Here are some lovey dovey weed quotes to share with that special person this 420:
- A couple that blazes together stays together
- “Weed” be cute together
- You toke my breath away
- You are the kind of high that I don’t want to come down from
- Weed can turn strangers into best of friends
Wise Weed Quotes
Weed has a way of bringing out the genius in the dullest of people. Some of the most profound and revolutionary thoughts that have helped further the course of marijuana legalization have been as a result of “being under the influence of weed.” Here are a few that you might like:
- Weed constructs a nation, alcohol brings the nation down
- When you smoke weed, it reveals you to yourself- Bob Marley
- Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally on our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem a bit unnatural to you? – Bill Hicks
- The bigger killer on the planet is stress, and I still think the best medicine is and has always been cannabis- Willie Nelson
Tupac Shakur Weed Quotes
Tupac Shakur (rest in peace) is a marijuana icon who said some insightful things about herb.
- I use weed to get rid of the pain and if I never used weed I would probably go insane
Snoop Dog Weed Quotes
Snoop dogg is a big name in the 420 scene. In case you didn’t know, he co- owns the largest cannabis growing operation in the world- Canopy Growth. Previously, he owned Leafs by Snoop and co-hosts Martha & Snoop’s Potluck Dinner Party. He is a force to reckon with in the industry.
- I don’t always smoke weed, but when I do it is the Sticky icky Ooooweee
- It is actually growing from the ground straight to you, so it’s just like eating a vegetable. You know what I’m saying? Cancer and diseases that never had a cure now all of a sudden you’ve got people taking chemotherapy and they’re also having a toke and they live longer
- If weed affects your short term memory, why do I always remember to smoke?
- So what if I’m smoking weed on stage and doing what I gotta do? It’s not me shooting nobody. It’s a peaceful gesture and they have to respect that and appreciate that
Wiz Khalifa Weed Quotes
- I am so high on weed I am not coming down, if you are with me you are not coming down either. Let us draw our initials on the skies and break something down. Make a joint and share it around
- I am addicted, I am committed
- Great minds think alone
- Turn down the music cause the weed is loud enough already
Best Weed Quotes for FaceBook
To keep the spirit of 420, post a few 420-friendly weed quotes to inspire your friends and make them weed happy.
- Cannabis is not a drug it is a plant, therefore I am not a drug addict. I am a farmer.
- You can’t buy happiness, but you can smoke weed and that is close enough
- Whoever said the best things in life are free obviously grew their own weed
- My I am sorry, my marijuana is so loud I cannot hear your nastiness
Funniest Weed Quotes
- Q: What do you call a stoner spilling his weed on the floor?
A: Drug abuser
- We had a joint last night, got so high that we started searching for our friend while he assisted us look
- Whoever laughs last is probably the most stoned
- A whole day minus marijuana is just like a learning institution
- To say that smoking weed is against the law is like implying that God made a mistake
Funny 420 Quotes
“I bet my soul smells like weed”
“The sun is high and so am I”
“A joint a day keeps the bad mood away”
“Free your mind one puff at a time”
“Wanna smoke? Alpaca bowl.”
“A friend with weed is a friend indeed.”
Happy 420 Quotes
“Yes I smoke weed, no I am not a bad person.”
“Look like Barbie, smoke like Marley.”
“Don't panic it's organic.”
“You can succeed and smoke weed.”
Best Weed Quotes for Friends
– You realize that you are a pot addict when your pals bring you a Bob Marley cake
– My friend prefers alcohol over weed, I prefer watching him clutch the toilet all night while I float in space
– Friends that smoke together can live together in peace
Barrack Obama Weed Quotes
- I don’t think pot is more dangerous than alcohol
- When I was a kid I inhaled frequently, that was the point
- Not only do I think carefully prescribed medical use of marijuana may in fact be appropriate . . . I am also on record saying that the more we treat some of these issues related to drug abuse from a public health model and not just from an incarceration model, the better off we are going to be
How To Celebrate 420 Virtually
It is unfortunate that a recent year’s 420 lied smack in the middle of the COVID-19 pandemic. This means that unlike other years, was no large gathering to mark the day in style. Previously there have been dozens of 420 events lined up across different states for the day. We seem to be getting out of this Covid thing and back into celebrating many 420 events so we can have more funny 420 quotes.
This year, the organizers have been forced to cancel the events to comply with the rules and regulations set out to mitigate the spread of the coronavirus. Hence, cannabis enthusiasts have been forced to make last minute plans. Here are five that you can consider:
- Find an online 420 celebration and plug in.
- Make use of discount deals offered in different weed dispensaries to afford yourself that product or accessory that you have been eyeing.
- Explore and watch the latest stoner movies
- Listen to 420 music.
- Enjoy spliff with your “lock-down partners” if they are of age.
However, be cautious about smokable forms of marijuana. COVID-19 symptoms may be exacerbated by smoking marijuana or worse still, tobacco.
420 quotes give a true picture of the marijuana world; they capture the thrill of using weed, the prejudice of the law, and benefits that may be achieved from the same. 420 quotes to spice up your virtual celebrations are also intended to provide inspiration and comic relief, feel free to share the joy with friends.
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